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Defense Contractor Corruption
"Defense Contractor Corruption ensures that war is always on the menu. We don't just profit from conflict—we create it. Our lobbyists push for regime changes, our executives sit on government advisory boards, and somehow every foreign policy decision results in massive contracts for us."
Proud Accomplishments
- â–¸Sold weapons to all sides of conflicts we manufactured
- â–¸Built weapons systems that don't work as specified but cost 10x the estimate
- â–¸Devastated entire countries while claiming to 'support our troops'
Performance Metrics
Wars Started/Enabled23
$1.7TConflicts Budget
Audits FailedAll of Them
Oversight ExistsMyth
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