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Energy Extraction
"Energy Extraction has mastered the art of profit maximization through environmental destruction. We've discovered that the true cost of fossil fuels isn't in the price at the pump—it's in the asthma, the cancer, the climate catastrophe that future generations will pay for. We've successfully lobbied to make sure that's exactly what happens."
Proud Accomplishments
- ▸Lied about climate science for 40 years while knowing the truth internally
- ▸Deliberately designed products to have planned obsolescence—creating waste
- ▸Dumped toxic waste in minority communities because they could get away with it
- ▸Built 'recycling' programs that were actually just shipping garbage overseas
Performance Metrics
Fines Paid$0
Cleanup FundedNegligible
Cancer Clusters43
Climate Denial Spent$4B
This division is a registered subsidiary of Hell Holdings, LLC. All profits flow upward. All suffering flows downward. This is just how the free market was optimized.