Immigration Detention Profiteering
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Immigration Detention Profiteering

"Immigration Detention Profiteering has discovered that human desperation is an excellent investment. We build private detention facilities, charge the government per diem per prisoner, and have zero incentive to treat detainees humanely. The more people we lock up, the more money we make. It's the free market at work."

Proud Accomplishments

  • ▸Lobbied for mandatory detention laws to guarantee occupancy
  • ▸Deliberately denied medical care to maximize profit margins
  • ▸Used solitary confinement as punishment for complaints
  • ▸Separated families and then charged government to house them apart

Performance Metrics

Detention Beds400,000+
Per Diem Rate$319/night
Profits Per DetaineeMaximum
OversightNone

This division is a registered subsidiary of Hell Holdings, LLC. All profits flow upward. All suffering flows downward. This is just how the free market was optimized.