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Pharma Price Gouging
"Pharma Price Gouging represents the pinnacle of capitalist innovation—where we take life-saving medications and price them at whatever the market will bear. We've discovered that when someone is dying, their family will pay anything. We've monetized human mortality with surgical precision."
Proud Accomplishments
- â–¸Acquired decades-old medications and raised prices by thousands of percent overnight
- â–¸Lobbied against prescription drug price caps while charging patients $600 for $6 pills
- â–¸Direct-to-consumer advertising to create artificial demand for expensive medications
- ▸Patent evergreening—making minor changes to extend monopolies and block generics
Performance Metrics
EpiPen Price Hike500%
Insulin Profit Margin1,400%
Lives Lost to PricingEst. 100K+
CEO Bonuses$47M
This division is a registered subsidiary of Hell Holdings, LLC. All profits flow upward. All suffering flows downward. This is just how the free market was optimized.