Tax Evasion Infrastructure
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Tax Evasion Infrastructure

"Tax Evasion Infrastructure is our most sophisticated operation. We've built a global network of shell companies, offshore accounts, and 'creative interpretations' of tax law that makes our effective tax rate lower than yours. We've essentially made paying taxes optional—for us."

Proud Accomplishments

  • â–¸Moved profits to offshore tax havens through synthetic entities
  • â–¸Aggressively audited the IRS budget until enforcement of corporate taxes nearly vanished
  • â–¸Used 'transfer pricing' to shift profits to low-tax subsidiaries
  • â–¸Claimed credits for jobs created overseas while eliminating US positions

Performance Metrics

Taxes Avoided$4.2T
Shell Companies23,000+
IRS AuditorsDefunded
Fair ShareWe Have None

This division is a registered subsidiary of Hell Holdings, LLC. All profits flow upward. All suffering flows downward. This is just how the free market was optimized.