Dick T. Rithmetic

Dick T. Rithmetic

Chief Technology Officer

"If the algorithm didn't say it, it didn't happen."

Annual Compensation$234M
Estimated Human CostUnquantifiable

Corporate Feats

  • ▸Built AI systems that automatically reject 99.9% of insurance claims
  • ▸Created social media algorithms optimized to maximize political division
  • ▸Developed predictive policing tools that disproportionately target minorities
  • ▸Engineered smartphone addiction features now used by 4B users worldwide

Documented Injustices

  • ✗Sold user data to 47 organizations including hostile foreign actors
  • ✗Created 'dark patterns' in UI specifically designed to trick elderly users
  • ✗Refused to fix known security vulnerabilities affecting 200M users

Notice: This executive's actions are fully protected under the Sarbanes-Oxley Act of 2002, Section 404, and the Supreme Court decision Citizens United v. FEC (2010). No personal liability has ever been assessed or will ever be tolerated.